
My philosophy

It’s Friday! Fuck this shit.
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OH. DEAR. GOD.
There is in fact a Maury “And the results are in…” car and Maury drives that car. Sweet baby Jesus I hope that thing is rolling on 22s.
Maury!
(Source: fivegum)
Brilliant.
I came up with a new way to show my son which things he can’t touch.

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg, via betechouette)

Hello Good Morning Internet: Don’t forget about the Libyans that shot 2-PAC.

Tonight: Treat. Yo. Self.

Lionel Richie Teapot and cup combo submitted by viscountthomson
Hello, Is it tea your looking for?

What I’d rather be doing

Music not only opens up your heart, but also opens up your ears to its extraordinary sounds

I will have a son one day, and I may not name him Luke, but I will freakin dress him up in this ADORABLE outfit ^^ EEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Hot damnClearly the 1% of super heroes.

Bout to volunteer! How do you rotate the pictures on this gadget? O.o